Martin Bryant // Blogger and web content person lucky enough to do it for a living.
Either Simon Cowell has opened a discount store in Manchester or there's some serious trademark infringement going on here!
Okay, this is from September but today's the first time I've heard about it. Urgh - no thanks, that's the kind of sandwich that should stay in student kitchens at 3am, not on supermarket shelves!
Mmmm! Tasty. Yes, that's a cake. Read on, they get worse.
Cat registered as hypnotherapist
George was registered with three hypnotherapy organisationsThe regulation of hypnotherapists in the UK is so lax that even a cat can become accredited, the BBC has found.
Chris Jackson, presenter of Inside Out in the North East and Cumbria, registered pet George with three industry bodies.
Each one accepted a certificate from the non-existent Society of Certified Advanced Mind Therapists as proof of George's credentials.
It follows a similar investigation by an American clinical psychologist.
Dr Steve Eichel suspected industry bodies in the US were not running checks on their members.
I meant to publish this a couple of weeks ago but I forgot. From the cover of the Daily Sport, I give you... the absolute worst 'professional' Photoshop job I've ever seen.